Hickeys are gross unless I have them
Night is purer than day; it is better for thinking, loving and dreaming. At night everything is more intense, more true. The echo of words that have been spoken during the day takes on a new and deeper meaning.
Elie Wiesel, Dawn (via leviathanrose)
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
the nEW FACEBOOK EMOJI THINGS ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING THINGS I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE???
lITERALLY WTF IS THIS I CAN SEE ITS UVULA
People change and forget to tell each other.
Lillian Hellman (via darccyyyy)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
Ah yes, the well behaved poultry.
Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?
You are the innovator of our generation
HOLY SHIT
i thought i was the only one to ever find this funny in the movie
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
wearing your favorite outfit
